TV actress Jodi Sta. Maria quipped: Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well just be happy.

I’m not so sure about that big H-word, but who wouldn’t want a cheap tricycle ride back to Grin City with these… friends?

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P-sery: I think I’m depressed. How do I make sure of it, THEN how do I get rid of it? Charity, flings, shopping and shrink suggestions are nullified, I’m below poverty line.

New Mum Cat: Tsk, tsk. Clearly, it runs in the family…
P: Does this mean I’ll get pregnant out of wedlock too?

His I-Commness: Force yourself to think positive.
P: Masochism! I knew it was the answer…

Her Royal HIGHness: You need to see a shrink!
P: And you need reading glasses.

Starry She: Binge! Kahit ice cream lang!
P: You’re adding to the stress. Shoo.

Krissie von Fab: Get a menthol inhaler.
P: Addiction! Now we’re talking.

Fighterchix: Plants vs. Zombies.
P: vs. Eyebags.

He Who Will Never Be Named: You can get past that. You will get past that. If I know anyone who’s capable enough, it’s you…
P: Zzz.

RedKinoko: Workout! Go swimming in a sports complex.
P: Sports. That word always puts me off. Then again so does “employer,” and I still report to the office!

Missy Teller: Just do whatever makes you happy.
P: Bashing humans makes me happy. Are you ready to take blame?
MT: Treat na lang kita ng movie…

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SMS = instant fun.