FUNGUS ANNOYUS: Frustrating. It’s SO frustrating. Exactly what nature is it to keep looking out after idiots when they perpetually REFUSE to improve!

JOKINGBREAD THE GURU: You must care for them to even bother. Or worried about a related job?

FA: And this is exactly why I neve, ever bothered nightmare-ing becoming a teacher!

JTG: Me I gloat when people self-destruct.

FA: Hence you’re the first to come to my “aid”. How thoughtful.

JTG: If this helps: the last scream I did I told an officemate, in the presence of others: “Nagmamarunong, maldita, walang karapatan, bastos! (You disrespectul, insolent, know-it-all ingrate!)”

JTG: Thought balloon: “Huwag ka’ng magmaganda, kabit ka lang! (Don’t push it. You’re just the other woman!)”

FA: Ha-ha! But what if it’s my role, to be the third party?

JTG: Then know your place in society!

FA: Oh trust me, I do. In fact I sincerely enjoy looking down from here all the time.