Cashier: Puwedeng pakibilisan diyan? (Could you hurry up?)

Bagger: Sagutin mo muna ‘yung tanong ko. (Answer my question first.)

Cashier: Oh! Shat ap!

Shopping nymph scraping bag for coins: (What the—?)

Bagger: Puwede ba kitang mayaya lumabas? (Can I ask you out?)

Cashier: Ang kulit mo talaga. Shat ap na nga sabi! *giggles*
(You’re so persistent. I said shut up! *pretends to be a virgin*)

Bagger leaning forward to cashier:
Ah, siguro may magagalit ‘no, ‘pag niyaya kita lumabas?
(So, you already have a boyfriend…)

Cashier slapping bagger’s arm:
Heller! Wats du you care?! *giggles*

Bagger: (laughs like balls were being electrocuted)

Shopping nymph gripping a bolo inside the bag:
AY EWAN KO SA INYO ‘DUN NA AKO SA KANTO BIBILI NG KATOL!